whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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