I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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