but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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