Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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