there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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