he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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