but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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