Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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