Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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