I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
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