is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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