the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize
