So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm jealous of your bromance
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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