she was so not down for the gang bang
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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