Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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