? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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