So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
