so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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