I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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