Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Hello my rib-scented angel!
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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