"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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