im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Im at strip club and am horny
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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