After last night, I could never be a politician.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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