So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize
