Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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