You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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