I'm eating all of the evidence.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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