I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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