Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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