no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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