Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
So squirting runs in the family.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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