her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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