god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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