why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
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