Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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