I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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