Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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