Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
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