2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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