I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I have post one night stand depression
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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