Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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