he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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