if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Randomize
