david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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