Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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