you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
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