The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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