i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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