is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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