Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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